Mission Statement: Yes, it's here finally. The universe has been demanding some sort of send up of Ry Jones. Yes, the Ry Jones of airgap, outrageous malfunction and Ry's Boring Website fame. There are so many reasons to roast everyone's favorite self-deprecating liar. Yes, I'm Ry Jones. I make fun of myself because really I think I'm so great but not really because I am so humble when in reality I'm just f3cked up, but because I can admit it I'm not really f3cked up. Really I'm so wonderful. Is this sounding familiar?
People I pity: People who work with Ry. How do you do it? Are you sick of him already or are you stilll buying into his self-promotion? Some day you will see through the illusion. Until then you are strangely irritated just from talking to him and you can't really put your finger on it .....hmmmm? Maybe there's something to that!!! You are still thinking that he's a genius just because he's so irritating and self-absorbed.
Yes, he can read 4 billion words a minute but he has the comprehension of a grasshopper. Where's the food, people? Didn't anyone bring any food to this meeting?
But really that is just the beginning. More later.
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